Column Madness

Got this sent to me from my co-worker and long time friend Ryan Johnson (by the way we should get drinks more often and you should allow me to smoke cigarettes) thought it was finally the retribution that Josh deserved.

It was really interesting to not have to deal with this on my own seeing as I have taken a step back from the Dakota Student and now work as the Sports Editor. I was the Editor in Chief for 2 years and had my share of shit happen as the head that I had to deal with.

It was especially interesting to watch someone else deal with it in not necessarily the terms in which I would have.

In other words, I would have been a lot bitchier.

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Just in case you're interested, something to read at salon.com

A tale of two rape stories
A college kid and an advice columnist draw fire for appalling pieces on assault. Only one of them learns from it
By Kate Harding


http://www.salon.com/life/broadsheet/feature/2009/12/10/amy_brorby_apologies

Random Shizz

Been thinking about attractiveness and what people find interesting.

I have always loved John Stockton, seems like a relatively nice guy, dark hair, above average cheek bones and good shoulders. Also, you look at Stockton and think about how tall he is because he is a point guard and looks miniscule compared to Karl Malone or

something like that.

The man is 6'1, maybe slightly shrinking in his older age, but again granted he is only 47 yrs. old. I do however have an extremely skewed view on height (my brother is 6'10) Anyways, Stockton would look bad in long shorts, so its good that he retired and such.


Also, how come Basketball players can seem so short and actors relatively tall?

Is there some sort of movie magic that I am unaware of. In all seriousness Stockton looks shorter than 'E' from Entourage in most appearances.

I literally take comfort in knowing that Scarlett Johansson is shorter than me, like by alot. She is approximately 5'2.

Also did you know that when you type Scarlett Johansson into Google the top three words after her name are 'sexy' 'black widow' and 'ryan reynolds' and the related searches to her are Jessica Alba.

I want to know how many people typed in Scarlett Johansson and then immediately after began looking for Jessica Alba in order to make this 'google-related-search' possible.

I was in DC this summer. It was nice.

I missed the five CVS's that we

re located on the George Washington University campus (which is proba

bly one of the most unattractive campuses' in the entire world)

Anyways I noticed that their is a much larger selection of condoms and

other sexual materials on sale then I have ever seen in my home state.

For example, you have the Pleasure Pack, you have the Extended Pleasure, the Her

Pleasure, the Magnum Ecstasy in the lower corner. This was just a snippet of what was available.

Am I wrong but it seems th

at all ND like s are the blue trojans (I mean they are dependable, I get it) but really there were so many choices that I was too overwhelmed to even purchase and risk being a creeper anyways.

I think that this might be part of some huge subplot to keep North Dakotans from pro-creating. A theory that I am completely ok with, I dont think that anyone should be pro-creating in general (babies look like aliens)

Anyways I think that we should work on diversifying our condom sele

ction, just in general.

Also, they sold this too, I want to meet someone that actually uses this while at work or while doing something equally important or unimportant.

So happy that I found this picture again.

Im going to make Andy re-create it for me labor day weekend.

My dad absolutely despises (well maybe not that bad) that I enjoy Hunter.

Speaking of dads, check this out. AMAZING.

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

Sorry team blog spot, I broke another computer so my blogging has decreased. I have also returned to ND so the excitement yet long days of working in the Senate is gone. I no longer have the time to sift through mass amounts of Bill Simmons articles in order to get inspired.

However, some plusses to school starting.

Mad Men has returned Sunday nights on A&E, however its on at the same time as the True Blood series (I watched one episode and was turned off, watched another one and was entertained but I still have no clue what is happening)

Its Always Sunny Season 5 is back on Sept. 17 (by the way that is the 10 month anniversary of 21st birthday)

In other news, saw Basterds AMAZING

I wanted Eli Roth to kill a couple more people via giant bat (hehe Bear Jew) and I would highly recommend it. However, go to a late showing because I have a feeling that a matinee would provide the wrong crowd (i.e. old people that will walk out)

Looking forward to District 9 and the Dakota Student (on two unrelated notes)

Make sure to check out the DS this year. New and exciting stuff to come. I promise.

Have a good one.

AK

Sorry for the extreme delay in blogging for people that read (i.e. Kayla Whitaker)

Im heading back to Fargo on Saturday and heading immediately to my lake place in Ottertail.

Anyways check out BS's t-shirt below and read the column (its a long one, but a good one)

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/intro/090805

Oh man,

So I have an hour left of work and I am sneakily adding pictures to my Facebook profile because my Internet is busted from the home and I have no way to do these things unless its from the work computers.

Anyways I get home soon. Nothing too interesting going on. Counting down the days until I am back in the Farghetto.

I miss you all and this is Joe Finley's

Mugshot. What a smug sonofabitch.