I was in DC this summer. It was nice.

I missed the five CVS's that we

re located on the George Washington University campus (which is proba

bly one of the most unattractive campuses' in the entire world)

Anyways I noticed that their is a much larger selection of condoms and

other sexual materials on sale then I have ever seen in my home state.

For example, you have the Pleasure Pack, you have the Extended Pleasure, the Her

Pleasure, the Magnum Ecstasy in the lower corner. This was just a snippet of what was available.

Am I wrong but it seems th

at all ND like s are the blue trojans (I mean they are dependable, I get it) but really there were so many choices that I was too overwhelmed to even purchase and risk being a creeper anyways.

I think that this might be part of some huge subplot to keep North Dakotans from pro-creating. A theory that I am completely ok with, I dont think that anyone should be pro-creating in general (babies look like aliens)

Anyways I think that we should work on diversifying our condom sele

ction, just in general.

Also, they sold this too, I want to meet someone that actually uses this while at work or while doing something equally important or unimportant.