Random Shizz

Been thinking about attractiveness and what people find interesting.

I have always loved John Stockton, seems like a relatively nice guy, dark hair, above average cheek bones and good shoulders. Also, you look at Stockton and think about how tall he is because he is a point guard and looks miniscule compared to Karl Malone or

something like that.

The man is 6'1, maybe slightly shrinking in his older age, but again granted he is only 47 yrs. old. I do however have an extremely skewed view on height (my brother is 6'10) Anyways, Stockton would look bad in long shorts, so its good that he retired and such.


Also, how come Basketball players can seem so short and actors relatively tall?

Is there some sort of movie magic that I am unaware of. In all seriousness Stockton looks shorter than 'E' from Entourage in most appearances.

I literally take comfort in knowing that Scarlett Johansson is shorter than me, like by alot. She is approximately 5'2.

Also did you know that when you type Scarlett Johansson into Google the top three words after her name are 'sexy' 'black widow' and 'ryan reynolds' and the related searches to her are Jessica Alba.

I want to know how many people typed in Scarlett Johansson and then immediately after began looking for Jessica Alba in order to make this 'google-related-search' possible.

I was in DC this summer. It was nice.

I missed the five CVS's that we

re located on the George Washington University campus (which is proba

bly one of the most unattractive campuses' in the entire world)

Anyways I noticed that their is a much larger selection of condoms and

other sexual materials on sale then I have ever seen in my home state.

For example, you have the Pleasure Pack, you have the Extended Pleasure, the Her

Pleasure, the Magnum Ecstasy in the lower corner. This was just a snippet of what was available.

Am I wrong but it seems th

at all ND like s are the blue trojans (I mean they are dependable, I get it) but really there were so many choices that I was too overwhelmed to even purchase and risk being a creeper anyways.

I think that this might be part of some huge subplot to keep North Dakotans from pro-creating. A theory that I am completely ok with, I dont think that anyone should be pro-creating in general (babies look like aliens)

Anyways I think that we should work on diversifying our condom sele

ction, just in general.

Also, they sold this too, I want to meet someone that actually uses this while at work or while doing something equally important or unimportant.